I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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