Where is the hickey?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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