There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
My balls are so social today.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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