you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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