But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
