He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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