She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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