Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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