fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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