Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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