Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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