Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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