UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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