Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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