Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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