Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I forget how to act sober
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