Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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