I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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