y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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