Well apparently he's into motor boating.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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