I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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