I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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