i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
North Korea, Best Korea!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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