I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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