In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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