Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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