"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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