i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
