dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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