So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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