Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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