I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
