dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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