did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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