why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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