so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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