Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
