I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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