I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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