I will die if light touches me.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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