people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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