So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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