...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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