idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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