If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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