I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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