I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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