@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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