Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The uberlube is also flammable
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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