hell yes lets make some ravioli
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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